Guys have always been suckers for good looking damsels. A fact known to the hotest of women who make use of this very fact and sap up all the goodness out of men. Sad, really sad.
BUT
Coming to the topic at hand........................ !!!! AIR INDIA EXPRESS !!! It has to be the worst thing flying in air after Afghan air (if they can still afford that thing called fuel).
We (i speak for the guys) have checked all our airhostesses and remember the best ones name as well (Gurpreet). This act of checking women and rating them is independent of the age, relation status and race of men. We all share this awesome bond with all the men in the world. And sadly, that is the only bond we have with them, unless you aren't straight.
The kind of effect women have on men is unnerving. It actually has the power to shatter the two attributes that men hold dear, that of a decision maker and self esteem. Very appropriately said "women can stop wars". . SADLY !!! They werent refering to the zombies on board Air India Express.
This straight from personal experience !
When you sit on that seat (or manage to squeeze your butt cheeks in there) the pilot starts speaking in the most weirdeset of Indian accents. It is scary as well because u feel he is going to bed rather than focused on flying the 1970 aircraft that has a loose side wing. After he is done welcoming you, 2 hound dogs (3 if ur lucky) come out of the drapes. They smell of 2 month old milk and are dressed in a saree that cannot conceal tummies and reminds you that WWE once had Yokuzuna. They look around at the passengers asking them to tie their seat belts.
OH WAIT ! thats the air hostess.
The Food-wow !!! It was the yuckiest meal by any airliner. I have travelled by syrain air (ranked among the lesser airliners) and dere food was sumthing I will never forget as it was just to nice. But AI express has the worst tasting food possible.
Mine was a 11 hour flight. stale hard bread, soggy samosa, out of cup-cup cakes were thrown on my food tray after which I was ordered to open it, by the most rudest of liscenced snubbers !!
But luckily we have the beer king of India to take care of all that. The government does what it always does. Make a mockery out of itself. The private airlines leave no room for complaints as the air hostesses, with their coloured blonde hair, narrow waist lines and a smile on your way out that says "wish the flight was longer".
AHH Men ! Once a sucker, always a sucker for women !
BUT
Coming to the topic at hand........................ !!!! AIR INDIA EXPRESS !!! It has to be the worst thing flying in air after Afghan air (if they can still afford that thing called fuel).
We (i speak for the guys) have checked all our airhostesses and remember the best ones name as well (Gurpreet). This act of checking women and rating them is independent of the age, relation status and race of men. We all share this awesome bond with all the men in the world. And sadly, that is the only bond we have with them, unless you aren't straight.
The kind of effect women have on men is unnerving. It actually has the power to shatter the two attributes that men hold dear, that of a decision maker and self esteem. Very appropriately said "women can stop wars". . SADLY !!! They werent refering to the zombies on board Air India Express.
This straight from personal experience !
When you sit on that seat (or manage to squeeze your butt cheeks in there) the pilot starts speaking in the most weirdeset of Indian accents. It is scary as well because u feel he is going to bed rather than focused on flying the 1970 aircraft that has a loose side wing. After he is done welcoming you, 2 hound dogs (3 if ur lucky) come out of the drapes. They smell of 2 month old milk and are dressed in a saree that cannot conceal tummies and reminds you that WWE once had Yokuzuna. They look around at the passengers asking them to tie their seat belts.
OH WAIT ! thats the air hostess.
The Food-wow !!! It was the yuckiest meal by any airliner. I have travelled by syrain air (ranked among the lesser airliners) and dere food was sumthing I will never forget as it was just to nice. But AI express has the worst tasting food possible.
Mine was a 11 hour flight. stale hard bread, soggy samosa, out of cup-cup cakes were thrown on my food tray after which I was ordered to open it, by the most rudest of liscenced snubbers !!
But luckily we have the beer king of India to take care of all that. The government does what it always does. Make a mockery out of itself. The private airlines leave no room for complaints as the air hostesses, with their coloured blonde hair, narrow waist lines and a smile on your way out that says "wish the flight was longer".
AHH Men ! Once a sucker, always a sucker for women !
No comments:
Post a Comment