Wow..what times ! The country has finally lifted its voice after 65 years of corruption laden Indian Government rule. That's like 200 years before we realized the British were screwing us. KUDOS !!!
Once in a lifetime, or two, do we get a saint who is willing to put the country before himself and struggle for all eternity to benefit millions others. This begs the question, with a billion of us going about with our daily chores, did we really need an Anna to wake us up? Forget waking up, we knew how corrupt we were since forever, we have just merely stopped being lazy and are doing something about it. The talks that were held at homes about "is desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta" is really out in the open now.
Before i begin, let me voice my opinion against the people who say Anna's way of doing things isnt right, his bill is ridiculous and all that non sense. Screw you. Enough said.
In this note i shall be giving you guide lines on how to become like Anna and get a revolution of sorts started. Let's begin.
1. Gandhi did it, and now Anna has proved yet again that simplicity works best when it comes to attire. Order a set of 20 khaki kurta pajamas from any local tailor who can stitch them in time for your revolutionary act. Bribing him an extra 50 rupees can be controversial and should be avoided because of channels like India TV.
2. While you have given your clothes for stitching, switch on your computer and open MS word. Open a blank document as you obtain Anna Hazare's resume with the help of a search engine. Copy paste his accomplishments on your blank document and change the names of the institutions and similarly, First name and last name.
3. As soon as you take a print out of your resume, open a society for the poor and give them food everyday. You may need a sponsor for such a mass feed.
4. You are like a baboon without a red ass if you are a social activist without a 'mudda'. So, pick up a reason to be pissed and base your selection on public support. For example, you aren't going to get people on the streets protesting for matters like deforestation.
5. Round up some celebrities who have the image of being an epitome of humbleness in the mind of people. Kiran Bedi, Sri Sri Ravishankar have gone after Anna so you need to look for some one else.
6. Celibacy ! Yea i know. What the f ? Right? But you have to do this to show your dedication to the masses. Indians hold family (and the process of giving rise to family) very dear. So, to see someone give up on the process is very unusual and exciting. Result, full support.
7. GO TO JAIL !!! The final step. Once some one goes to jail for the sake of the country he suddenly becomes this super hero. Struggle is something all Indians relate to. But those struggles are all personal. To see some one struggling for his mother land gives rise to this beast in everyone who hears about it. They be all like "What the Pagh".
There you have it, 7 simple rules to turn your life around and become a page or chapter in the history books of this country. But you have to know that the country has at least a 100 volume set of 1000 page books on heroes. So you better do something unique apart from these basic guidelines to be more successful.
DICKLAMER - None this time. Seems about right.
Once in a lifetime, or two, do we get a saint who is willing to put the country before himself and struggle for all eternity to benefit millions others. This begs the question, with a billion of us going about with our daily chores, did we really need an Anna to wake us up? Forget waking up, we knew how corrupt we were since forever, we have just merely stopped being lazy and are doing something about it. The talks that were held at homes about "is desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta" is really out in the open now.
Before i begin, let me voice my opinion against the people who say Anna's way of doing things isnt right, his bill is ridiculous and all that non sense. Screw you. Enough said.
In this note i shall be giving you guide lines on how to become like Anna and get a revolution of sorts started. Let's begin.
1. Gandhi did it, and now Anna has proved yet again that simplicity works best when it comes to attire. Order a set of 20 khaki kurta pajamas from any local tailor who can stitch them in time for your revolutionary act. Bribing him an extra 50 rupees can be controversial and should be avoided because of channels like India TV.
2. While you have given your clothes for stitching, switch on your computer and open MS word. Open a blank document as you obtain Anna Hazare's resume with the help of a search engine. Copy paste his accomplishments on your blank document and change the names of the institutions and similarly, First name and last name.
3. As soon as you take a print out of your resume, open a society for the poor and give them food everyday. You may need a sponsor for such a mass feed.
4. You are like a baboon without a red ass if you are a social activist without a 'mudda'. So, pick up a reason to be pissed and base your selection on public support. For example, you aren't going to get people on the streets protesting for matters like deforestation.
5. Round up some celebrities who have the image of being an epitome of humbleness in the mind of people. Kiran Bedi, Sri Sri Ravishankar have gone after Anna so you need to look for some one else.
6. Celibacy ! Yea i know. What the f ? Right? But you have to do this to show your dedication to the masses. Indians hold family (and the process of giving rise to family) very dear. So, to see someone give up on the process is very unusual and exciting. Result, full support.
7. GO TO JAIL !!! The final step. Once some one goes to jail for the sake of the country he suddenly becomes this super hero. Struggle is something all Indians relate to. But those struggles are all personal. To see some one struggling for his mother land gives rise to this beast in everyone who hears about it. They be all like "What the Pagh".
There you have it, 7 simple rules to turn your life around and become a page or chapter in the history books of this country. But you have to know that the country has at least a 100 volume set of 1000 page books on heroes. So you better do something unique apart from these basic guidelines to be more successful.
DICKLAMER - None this time. Seems about right.
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